Our Beloved and Dear Lord Satan, forgive our writing to you in this manner. We thank you for your gifts of drought, famine, and Donald J. Trump, and we ask you to bless us going forward by sending many unHoly demons into the toilets of Remote Control Productions at 1547 14th Street, Santa Monica, California, 90404 in the USA.
Help us mastermind this mighty, powerful persecution and destroy the will of Hans Zimmer and the many fake composers who gravitate to his awful music studio for the purpose of generating wretched film scores! Lord Satan, use the glorious majesty of your throne to make their toilets growl with the most hideous of beasts and tentacles! Amen!!
Re: Dear Lord Satan, answer our Hans Zimmer prayers!
Sunday, May 22, 2016(8:49 p.m.)
I warned you on your response to this site's review to Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice; but I guess what I said to you was B.S. enough to make you ignore me. So why don't you do yourself a favor and try this: sell your soul to the Devil himself if it makes you feel any better, for Hell is a rather painful place to be -- he will punish and torture you forever.