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Comments about the soundtrack for The Legend of Tarzan (Rupert Gregson-Williams)

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Dear Lord Satan, answer our Hans Zimmer prayers!
• Posted by: Valar Morghulis
• Date: Wednesday, July 27, 2016, at 6:53 p.m.
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Our Beloved and Dear Lord Satan, forgive our writing to you in this manner. We thank you for your gifts of drought, famine, and Donald J. Trump, and we ask you to bless us going forward by sending many unHoly demons into the toilets of Remote Control Productions at 1547 14th Street, Santa Monica, California, 90404 in the USA.

Help us mastermind this mighty, powerful persecution and destroy the will of Hans Zimmer and the many fake composers who gravitate to his awful music studio for the purpose of generating wretched film scores! Lord Satan, use the glorious majesty of your throne to make their toilets growl with the most hideous of beasts and tentacles! Amen!!

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