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Comments about the soundtrack for The Mummy Returns (Alan Silvestri)

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Ford A. Thaxton is the solution to the American war on IRAQ
• Posted by: sCollins
• Date: Friday, March 21, 2003, at 2:32 p.m.
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• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

Film music fans know how to defeat Iraq inexpensively and quickly:

Why use bunker-busting bombs on Iraqi leadership targets when you could save loads of money and get the same result by dropping Ford Thaxton on the target instead? If his heavy ass doesn't crush the enemy, then his fat mouth would surely flush them out of their bunkers with white flags.

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