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Comments about the soundtrack for The Mummy Returns (Alan Silvestri)

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Re: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON?
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• Posted by: Another Guy from L.A.
• Date: Thursday, February 5, 2004, at 1:25 a.m.
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• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

> Who is this monster Thaxton? How horrible!

Can you imagine how long it would take for Thaxton to get through the security screening at an airport after George W Bush's Patriot Act went into law? They would have to strip him and probe underneath all the layers of fat to see if he was hiding contraband or terrorist weapons. All the guards would find would be bootleg copies of Varese Sarabande Club albums that Thaxton keeps hidden in the rolls of his blubber to bribe film music associates on a moment's notice.

I would pay much cash to seem him probed by the Federal Government. Can someone with connections please initiate an IRS audit on him?

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