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Comments about the soundtrack for The Mummy Returns (Alan Silvestri)

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Re: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON?
• Posted by: Maximilian
• Date: Wednesday, May 16, 2001, at 11:46 a.m.
• IP Address:
• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

> Who is this monster Thaxton? How horrible!

Hapless newsgroup (NG) members have dedicated the following song to Ford A. Thaxton:

[best Louis Armstrong voice]

I've seen signs and portents / of doom and gloom.
The day's coming fast / yeah, the day's coming soon
When this place will be / a Fordless NG.

I'll see posts of glee / and posts of joy;
Lots of posters posting, / "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
When this place becomes / a Fordless NG.

The postings will change / for the better anyway
Gone will be / the focused hostility
I hear Ford clapping his hands / saying, "Look at the FOOLS,
LEMMINGS, and FANBOYS!" while he drools.

Thursday will come / Ford will think he's hot-shit
Scampering outta here / like the dumbass he is
And this place will be / a Fordless NG.
Yeah. This place will become ...
... a Fordless NG.

Oooooh ... yeee-aaaaaaaah.

[/best Louis Armstrong voice]

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