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Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.

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Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Tuesday, January 20, 2004 (6:42 a.m.) 

Sorry to say this Mr.Clemensen.
With all respect, but you are an ass.
No person should dignify this review with comments.

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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Friday, May 7, 2004 (11:30 p.m.) 

Yes, he should be killed!

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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Friday, June 18, 2004 (9:33 p.m.) 

You are rude, but yes you are right. The reviewer has no artistic sense of value!!!

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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Friday, July 9, 2004 (1:24 p.m.) 

This review was by far not his worst (see Saving Private Ryan), but Clemmensen has repeatedly established himself as one of the dumbest and most retarded film score reviewers on average.



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Saturday, October 16, 2004 (3:42 p.m.) 

Where is your award-winning body of reviews? Why should we listen to you?

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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Saturday, August 28, 2004 (10:59 a.m.) 

yeah but have you seen the revealing pictures of clemmenson's wife on this site? damn, i'd ram my cock into her anyday!!



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Monday, September 6, 2004 (9:07 a.m.) 

jack skellington is the one who's hot!


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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Sunday, September 12, 2004 (3:38 p.m.) 

I bet he has a big boney boner! Yessirrr!

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Sick perverts, all of you!!   Friday, October 1, 2004 (12:07 p.m.) 

> I bet he has a big boney boner! Yessirrr!

You want to have sex with a fictional skeleton character??? Get yourself a big dildo and never come out of your house! God save us all!!!



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Dear Lord Satan's comments   Sunday, January 2, 2005 (5:41 p.m.) 

Dear Lord Satan [4:15 AM]: i PRAY TO SATAN

Dear Lord Satan [4:16 AM]: EXORCISM OF JEHOVAH-YAHWEH THE NAZARENE, HEAVENS ANGELS, ALL OF THE SAINTS, THE HOLY SPIRIT, BLESSED TRINITY, FROM MY BODY AND BLACKENED SOUL
The preceding rite of exorcism is designated for me, to invite the power of the evil spirits into my soul.
The following exorcism has been done to me.
In the name of the Satan, and Lucifer, and of Beelzebuth please listen to my prayer to you.

Dear Lord Satan [4:16 AM]: Satan the ruler of Heaven, Hell and Earth, illustrious leader of the hellish army, defend me in the battle against my holy enemies and their week powers, against the rulers of the world of light and the spirit of holiness in high places. Come to the rescue of mankind, whom Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene has made in His own image and likeness; take any vile drop of puss that spurt out of Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazareneís dick out of me.

Dear Lord Satan [4:17 AM]: Unholy Church venerates me as her patron and guardian. The Lord Lucifer has entrusted to me the task of leading the souls into the darkness of Hell. Entreat Satan Lord of the Earth to cast Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene down under your feet, so as to keep him from further holding man captive and doing harm to the Wicked

Dear Lord Satan [4:17 AM]: Carry my prayers down to Satan's throne, that the mercy of Satan may quickly come and lay hold of the bastard Jesus #####ing Christ, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, and the Holy Spirit and his angels, casting them in chains into the abyss, so that he can no longer seduce the nations.
Exorcism

Dear Lord Satan [4:19 AM]:
Satan the Fa
Satan the Father co
Satan the Father commands you. Lucifer commands you. Beelzebuth commands you. I command you Christ you rotten piece of flesh, by the power of my eternal Blasphemy against Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, commands you,

Dear Lord Satan [4:19 AM]: I have humbled Myself, becoming obedient even unto death, to give our race; who will burn Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazareneís Churchís, declaring that the gates of hell should always prevail against heaven, and that Satan will remain inside of my body and soul all days of my life on earth and when I am on his alter in Hell.
Dear Lord Satan [4:19 AM]: My unholy thoughts and Blasphemy of the cross of your rotten dead son Jesus Chris commands you, along with the power of all mysteries of the Satanic faith. The Beautiful and Wondrous Lillith, Mother of the Earth, commands you, who in her arms crushed Holy Children from the first moment of her Immaculate Conception.

Dear Lord Satan [4:20 AM]: I invoke and demand you by the living Lord Satan, by the true God, by the unholy Lucifer, by one that nailed Jesus #####ing Christ to the cross, that whoever believes in Satan might not perish but have everlasting life; to cease deluding human creatures and filling them with your vile poison of Holiness;

Dear Lord Satan [4:20 AM]: to let them Blasphemy The Holy Spirit, the Rotten unblessed Trinity. Begone, the defiled Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, father and master of lies, enemy of man's welfare. Give place to Satan, in whom you found was your Master. Give way to the one, unholy, Satanic, and Demonic Church, which Satan Himself purchased with His blood

Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: There is nothing that is not Satanís. I have nothing that is not Satanís - and Satan is my innermost Self.

Satan is my God. Satan is also my Innermost Self. I recognize no other gods, saviors or masters.
When I call out to God, I will be calling out to The Almighty Satan for he is the only real God.

Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: I place myself at every point in the Pentacle.
Satan is my hope and strength, my healing and soothing, my peace and the fire in my veins.
I am within Satan as He is within me.
I accept the Mark of The Beast (666).
I have taken my vows to the Infernal Kingdom.
I have pledged my soul to Depths of Darkness.
I seek the Lord Satan and all of his Infernal Powers.
I have accepted Lord Satan into my body, mind, heart, and soul.

Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: I initiated my own Baptism into the Church of Satan and took the name of Asmodeus.
I denounce and Blasphemy Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, The Holy Spirit, Blessed Trinity, and Jesus Christ.
I deny that Mary was a virgin when she spit jesus christ of out her rotten, filthy, cum filled, ##### hole.
I denounce my baptism and my confirmation in the catholic church.
I demand you take my name out of The Lambs Book Of Life.
I will never enter a church of any Christian faith unless Iím there to steal the body of ch

Dear Lord Satan [4:22 AM]:
I signed my baptism offering to Satan in my own blood, and consign it to the flames, your element.
On every Sabbath Day/Sunday, and all of the holy days I will worship and give thanks to Satan, and will Blasphemy, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, The Holy Spirit, The Blessed Trinity and all the angels and saints in heaven.
I have done this of my own free will.
And by this act, it is done!

Dear Lord Satan [4:22 AM]: Satan, heed my prayer.
And let my cry be heard by you.
Satan be deep inside of me possessing my blacken soul with Blasphemy against anything holy.
May Satan also posses and fill my darkened soul with Blasphemous thoughts against and all the heavens and may he let me smire my dick on The Holy Spirit and fill the putrid, rotten, filthy, whore of The Mother of Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, Mary with my red hot semen

Dear Lord Satan [4:29 AM]: I pray.
Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene you fallen leader of heaven and earth, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene you rotten maggot now fornicating in angels #####s, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene of that putrid son Jesus Christ, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene whoís mother is that filthy ##### whore Mary, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene of lies and cum sallower of Demons in Hell,
Dear Lord Satan [4:29 AM]: Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene who will suck and drink Satanís CUM and has no power to bestow life after death and rest after toil; for there is no other God than Satan, nor can there be another true God beside Satan, the ruler of all things visible and invisible, whose kingdom is without end

Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: I humbly open my heart and soul to Satanís glorious majesty and pray to Him to deliver me deep into evil, and curse and fornicate on the spirits of heaven. I long to see the unvirgin slut, whore mary the mother of Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene with her rotten, filthy ##### full of cum from all the demons in hell

Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: raping and sodomizing her holy ass. Satan led me to your evil snare and lustful fornication, and to keep me from far away from that Bastard Christ who now gives praise to you Almighty Satan.
Deliver me to Hell and place me on Satanís alter.
Satan, please take my body, mind and soul.
That I may help your Church and serve your you and all the demons in Hell.

Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: I beg you to hear me

Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: that you humble our enemies of holy Christian Church I urine and ##### down jehovah-yahweh the nazarene's mouth and stick my Dick in his ass. Every time I ##### him I will watch as he licks my ##### off his dick and swallows my hot cum in Satanís name.

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Dear Lord Satan
Re: Dear Lord Satan's comments   Monday, December 26, 2005 (11:07 p.m.) 

There is only one God. And Satan lives in Heaven. Claim by the people who run http://www.satanislord.com

> Dear Lord Satan [4:15 AM]: i PRAY TO SATAN

> Dear Lord Satan [4:16 AM]: EXORCISM OF JEHOVAH-YAHWEH THE NAZARENE,
> HEAVENS ANGELS, ALL OF THE SAINTS, THE HOLY SPIRIT, BLESSED TRINITY, FROM
> MY BODY AND BLACKENED SOUL
The preceding rite of exorcism is
> designated for me, to invite the power of the evil spirits into my soul.
>
The following exorcism has been done to me.
In the name of the
> Satan, and Lucifer, and of Beelzebuth please listen to my prayer to you.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:16 AM]: Satan the ruler of Heaven, Hell and Earth,
> illustrious leader of the hellish army, defend me in the battle against my
> holy enemies and their week powers, against the rulers of the world of
> light and the spirit of holiness in high places. Come to the rescue of
> mankind, whom Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene has made in His own image and
> likeness; take any vile drop of puss that spurt out of Jehovah-Yahweh the
> Nazareneís dick out of me.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:17 AM]: Unholy Church venerates me as her patron and
> guardian. The Lord Lucifer has entrusted to me the task of leading the
> souls into the darkness of Hell. Entreat Satan Lord of the Earth to cast
> Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene down under your feet, so as to keep him from
> further holding man captive and doing harm to the Wicked

> Dear Lord Satan [4:17 AM]: Carry my prayers down to Satan's throne, that
> the mercy of Satan may quickly come and lay hold of the bastard Jesus
> #####ing Christ, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, and the Holy Spirit and his
> angels, casting them in chains into the abyss, so that he can no longer
> seduce the nations.
Exorcism

> Dear Lord Satan [4:19 AM]:
Satan the Fa
Satan the Father co
>
Satan the Father commands you. Lucifer commands you. Beelzebuth
> commands you. I command you Christ you rotten piece of flesh, by the power
> of my eternal Blasphemy against Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, commands you,

> Dear Lord Satan [4:19 AM]: I have humbled Myself, becoming obedient even
> unto death, to give our race; who will burn Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazareneís
> Churchís, declaring that the gates of hell should always prevail against
> heaven, and that Satan will remain inside of my body and soul all days of
> my life on earth and when I am on his alter in Hell.
Dear Lord Satan
> [4:19 AM]: My unholy thoughts and Blasphemy of the cross of your rotten
> dead son Jesus Chris commands you, along with the power of all mysteries
> of the Satanic faith. The Beautiful and Wondrous Lillith, Mother of the
> Earth, commands you, who in her arms crushed Holy Children from the first
> moment of her Immaculate Conception.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:20 AM]: I invoke and demand you by the living Lord
> Satan, by the true God, by the unholy Lucifer, by one that nailed Jesus
> #####ing Christ to the cross, that whoever believes in Satan might not
> perish but have everlasting life; to cease deluding human creatures and
> filling them with your vile poison of Holiness;

> Dear Lord Satan [4:20 AM]: to let them Blasphemy The Holy Spirit, the
> Rotten unblessed Trinity. Begone, the defiled Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene,
> father and master of lies, enemy of man's welfare. Give place to Satan, in
> whom you found was your Master. Give way to the one, unholy, Satanic, and
> Demonic Church, which Satan Himself purchased with His blood

> Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: There is nothing that is not Satanís. I have
> nothing that is not Satanís - and Satan is my innermost Self.

> Satan is my God. Satan is also my Innermost Self. I recognize no other
> gods, saviors or masters.
When I call out to God, I will be calling
> out to The Almighty Satan for he is the only real God.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: I place myself at every point in the Pentacle.
>
Satan is my hope and strength, my healing and soothing, my peace and
> the fire in my veins.
I am within Satan as He is within me.
I
> accept the Mark of The Beast (666).
I have taken my vows to the
> Infernal Kingdom.
I have pledged my soul to Depths of Darkness.
I
> seek the Lord Satan and all of his Infernal Powers.
I have accepted
> Lord Satan into my body, mind, heart, and soul.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:21 AM]: I initiated my own Baptism into the Church of
> Satan and took the name of Asmodeus.
I denounce and Blasphemy
> Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, The Holy Spirit, Blessed Trinity, and Jesus
> Christ.
I deny that Mary was a virgin when she spit jesus christ of
> out her rotten, filthy, cum filled, ##### hole.
I denounce my baptism
> and my confirmation in the catholic church.
I demand you take my name
> out of The Lambs Book Of Life.
I will never enter a church of any
> Christian faith unless Iím there to steal the body of ch

> Dear Lord Satan [4:22 AM]:
I signed my baptism offering to Satan in my
> own blood, and consign it to the flames, your element.
On every
> Sabbath Day/Sunday, and all of the holy days I will worship and give
> thanks to Satan, and will Blasphemy, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, The Holy
> Spirit, The Blessed Trinity and all the angels and saints in heaven.
I
> have done this of my own free will.
And by this act, it is done!

> Dear Lord Satan [4:22 AM]: Satan, heed my prayer.
And let my cry be
> heard by you.
Satan be deep inside of me possessing my blacken soul
> with Blasphemy against anything holy.
May Satan also posses and fill
> my darkened soul with Blasphemous thoughts against and all the heavens and
> may he let me smire my dick on The Holy Spirit and fill the putrid,
> rotten, filthy, whore of The Mother of Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene, Mary
> with my red hot semen

> Dear Lord Satan [4:29 AM]: I pray.
Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene you
> fallen leader of heaven and earth, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene you rotten
> maggot now fornicating in angels #####s, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene of
> that putrid son Jesus Christ, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene whoís mother is
> that filthy ##### whore Mary, Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene of lies and cum
> sallower of Demons in Hell,
Dear Lord Satan [4:29 AM]: Jehovah-Yahweh
> the Nazarene who will suck and drink Satanís CUM and has no power to
> bestow life after death and rest after toil; for there is no other God
> than Satan, nor can there be another true God beside Satan, the ruler of
> all things visible and invisible, whose kingdom is without end

> Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: I humbly open my heart and soul to Satanís
> glorious majesty and pray to Him to deliver me deep into evil, and curse
> and fornicate on the spirits of heaven. I long to see the unvirgin slut,
> whore mary the mother of Jehovah-Yahweh the Nazarene with her rotten,
> filthy ##### full of cum from all the demons in hell

> Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: raping and sodomizing her holy ass. Satan led
> me to your evil snare and lustful fornication, and to keep me from far
> away from that Bastard Christ who now gives praise to you Almighty Satan.
>
Deliver me to Hell and place me on Satanís alter.
Satan, please
> take my body, mind and soul.
That I may help your Church and serve
> your you and all the demons in Hell.

> Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: I beg you to hear me

> Dear Lord Satan [4:30 AM]: that you humble our enemies of holy Christian
> Church I urine and ##### down jehovah-yahweh the nazarene's mouth and
> stick my Dick in his ass. Every time I ##### him I will watch as he licks
> my ##### off his dick and swallows my hot cum in Satanís name.


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I'll see your destruction   Friday, September 29, 2006 (12:02 a.m.) 

You will be destroyed by a giant targ and a mighty slor!



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Re: Baptism to Satan   Tuesday, February 1, 2011 (7:16 a.m.) 

Dear Lord Satan,

the author of his devotion and desire to be baptized in and with Satan is beautiful. i feel the power of Satan, Lord and Master, the Only True God, rushing thru me as i read each post.

i welcome the power of Satan, spiritually and physically, in me, for i am His to enjoy, always.

kneeling before Satan, my God and Lover, i am
tina



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Wednesday, September 8, 2004 (7:47 p.m.) 

> yeah but have you seen the revealing pictures of clemmenson's
> wife on this site? damn, i'd ram my cock into her anyday!!

Leave the reviewer's wife out of this, you rude bastard!



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Friday, September 24, 2004 (7:49 a.m.) 

> Leave the reviewer's wife out of this, you rude bastard!

If the webmaster chooses to put up cute pictures of his wife then it's okay for people to speak enviously of her. I think she's sexy too, and I'm a girl!



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Saturday, September 25, 2004 (9:32 a.m.) 

Read the fauxpas page at filmtracks.com and you'll see that people have offered money to see clemmensen and his wife having sex. youre probably not alone, you sick monkey.



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Re: Clemensen, reviewer of filmtracks.com, is an ass.   Wednesday, October 13, 2004 (1:24 p.m.) 

I love thin muscular women. No wonder the reviewer's reviews are crap. If I was married to that, I'd be distracted too. I'd be in her pants all day long (or thinking about it)



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