Messages Posted: 1 Most Recent Post: Wednesday, December 8, 2010, at 12:21 p.m.
I am proud of my invention, the Self-Pleasure Ejaculation Rating Meter (SPERM).
SPERM measures the number of penile ejaculations caused for each 100 listenings to a soundtrack.
I have eleven years experience testing formula. I am foremost SPERM expert.
SPERM is correct within variance of 1.7 ejaculations per 100 listenings.
Thank you for reading. I will publish my findings in book!!