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The Unofficial Rules of Filmtracks Posting Conduct (adapt. 2005 by The Wongİ)
• Posted by: Todd Wong
• Date: Wednesday, May 25, 2005, at 1:39 p.m.
• IP Address: adsl-68-123-144-46.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
• In Response to: Does Filmtracks.com have any standards for del... (Paul)

> I've noticed that here and on many other Filmtracks.com review pages,
> people are allowed to ramble on about nearly any topic, even if it is
> blatantly offensive or unrelated to Revenge of the Sith. Is the policy
> & rules link only for show? Is there anything a person could post here
> that would actually be deleted by the editor?

I am The Wongİ, friend of The Clemİ.

Those official rules you read on the site = total garbage.

For the Truth: It's time to pull out Clem's (Christian's - webmaster of this deviant place) old lists from 2000. It used to be "15 Things That Will Get Your Post Deleted" and "15 Things That You Can Get Away With in Your Post" but because I've been here since the start (circa 1995), and since Clem has unfairly neglected these almighty lists, I have expanded them to 35 in each to include the necessary events in the newer history of The Filmtracks Wild Kingdom of UnGodliness.

Submitted for your pleasure and reference...


35 Things That Will Get Your Post Deleted by Clem:
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1. Using a non-English language
2. Saying something extremely racist, sexist, or homophobic (he's a die-hard liberal)
3. WRITING IN ALL CAPS
4. Ending your question or exclamation with "?????" or "!!!!!"
5. Making fraudelent claims in the name of Varese Sarabande
6. Having the record labels complain about your post and threaten promo supply
7. Falsifying another's identity (but only if Clem is a friend of the victim)
8. Hacking nude photographs of Ford A. Thaxton into the post
9. Revealing the real home address of Clem and his wife
10. Revealing the real home phone number for Clem and his wife
11. Revealing banking or credit card numbers for Clem and his wife
12. Revealing private information about (some) other film music webmasters
13. Advertising links for pyramid schemes or penis pills
14. Perpetuating Nigerian money transfer scams (but only if they're not funny)
15. Piggybacking links at Filmtracks to increase your site's Google ranking
16. Correcting information in a Filmtracks review that was already correct
17. talkin teenie jive like "i luv yu!' and 'yu so kewl!'
18. Breaking one of Filmtracks' passwords and posting it in public
19. Denouncing the sacred feminine and true Holy Grail (Jesus' wife, in Clem's view)
20. Mentioning the name "Ariel"
21. Denying the San Francisco Giants the right to win the World Series
22. Being the 10,000th person to complain about white text on black backgrounds
23. Asking how to get in touch with Clem's parents (they seem to be popular)
24. Giving a detailed description of how you cut off your finger the other day
25. Rallying support for the brutal killing of Clem's child
26. Repeating the same exact post over and over and over again
27. Claiming to review a score and then just saying one or two words in the post
28. Blabbering about a score unrelated to the one on that review page
29. Impersonating Clem or trying to post in variations of his name
30. Insisting (falsely) that Clem is your long lost brother or best buddy
31. Worshipping Clem in Idol fashion and showering him with false praise
32. Conversing about Egyptian embroidery styles
33. Speaking ill word of Karl Tylre Chevrolet (Clem's day work)
34. Insulting the 1989 Ford station wagon that Clem has driven since... forever
35. Responding to a post that violates one of these other rules

35 Things That You Can Get Away With in Your Post:
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1. Publishing anything that Clem finds amusing to his twisted sense of humor
2. Expressing your enthusiasm for "taking the seed" of your favorite composer
3. Revealing the perceived complete and total stupidity of Clem and his writing
4. Telling everyone that a (Hans Zimmer) score makes your penis "strong and hard"
5. Posting links promising illegal MP3s that lead to religious propaganda sites
6. Mentioning the name "Dark Lord Satan" more than 8 times in one post
7. Telling Clem that he's ugly, but that you'd like to have sex with his wife
8. Requesting advice about convincing your girlfriend that you're not a pervert
9. Reprinting stories involving a California man caught screwing a Marxist oboe
10. Claiming to report Filmtracks for indecency violations to the Federal Government
11. Blasting the lawyers of Twentieth Century Fox
12. Sharing your youthful, undying love for the Pigeon Lady (a hot babe!)
13. Arguing that Harry Potter is subversive, perverted, and [not of God]
14. Speculating about Clem's waning levels of sanity in recent years
15. Ranting endlessly about the horrors of Ford A. Thaxton
16. Warning the Filmtracks readership that you plan on killing yourself shortly
17. Preaching the word of Christianity with extreme zeal and born-again philosophy
18. Being the 10,000th person to demand that somebody new write all the reviews
19. Criticizing the writing in the reviews even though your own English is awful
20. Embellishing a dumb opinion that will yield Clem's "official fanboy definition"
21. Debating about the falsified identity (theft) of one fanboy by another fanboy
22. Asking for nude photographs of Clem and, much more popularly, Clem's wife
23. Blabbering like a completely hopeless, uninformed fool for others' entertainment
24. Exposing Filmtracks' business plan as an elaborate money-making scheme of fraud
25. Hacking funny photos into a post if the claimed identity is obviously false
26. Referring to another participant as a "Gomer" (even in different languages)
27. Labeling Clem and his wife as horrible, Godless people who should be killed
28. Going orgasmic for some cute actor that every 15-year-old girl wants to mount
29. Slipping profane words past the decency filter if you're creative with symbols
30. Saying that you're off to Seattle to kick Clem's ass even though he's now in Montana
31. Listing all the extraordinary methods you plan to use to hasten Clem's death
32. Beginning any statement with the phrase: "If Jesus were alive..."
33. Substituting colorful language for describing the act of sexual intercourse
34. Ridiculing competing sites' webmasters that openly attack Clem and Filmtracks
35. Breaking the rules, but hilariously exposing the poster's stupidity in doing so

All of the above actually exist on the site. There are probably dozens more, but I hope this helps you bring sense to this usually nonsensical site of ill repute!

The fact that Clem makes so goddamn much money off of it is amazing. That's another list for another day...

The Wongİ




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