Hi. I gotta tell you something. Em, this is hard to say.... Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming. They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike. Especially Peter North - he can blow his cum over a sofa full of six girls... Like Spiderman shooting out his web! Now I have a girlfriend.. she's kind of fat, but those huge tits are just begging for a cumload. But the quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. I tried those pills that go up the butt, too. but still no help. There were these Max Load pills too, but they only gave me spasms and anger. after taking them I yelled at this old lady at the bus stop! A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend. And he said that I should try listening to music by some guy called Hans Zimmer. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.

Next day I came to know that it was even really better then the best all-natural dietary supplement! I bought the cds my friend told me to get, and listening to them for two weeks not only increased the sperm volume but also improved the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa! Having tried the Hans Zimmer music method I was shocked how cool it was. I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.

I don't know why it works, but you all have to know that it does! Hans Zimmer saved my sex life!

most of these posts are completely pointless and most of them are stupid as @#$%

> most of these posts are completely pointless and most of them are stupid
> as @#$%

please show some respect to others. I do agree that Hans zimmer music help my dick stand and become hard in a shorter time. especially theme from The Rock, it makes me plump my girl friends 100 times in one minute!

> please show some respect to others. I do agree that Hans zimmer music help
> my dick stand and become hard in a shorter time. especially theme from The
> Rock, it makes me plump my girl friends 100 times in one minute!

You'd better listening to Zimmer for that kind of things ! Listen to some John Williams and you'll go completely spermless.

> Hi. I gotta tell you something. Em, this is hard to say.... Some years ago
> I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming. They
> splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.
> Especially Peter North - he can blow his cum over a sofa full of six
> girls... Like Spiderman shooting out his web! Now I have a girlfriend..
> she's kind of fat, but those huge tits are just begging for a cumload. But
> the quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

> I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. I tried those
> pills that go up the butt, too. but still no help. There were these Max
> Load pills too, but they only gave me spasms and anger. after taking them
> I yelled at this old lady at the bus stop! A month ago I was hanging
> around at the bar with my best friend. And he said that I should try
> listening to music by some guy called Hans Zimmer. Well, - I thought, -
> sounds interesting.

> Next day I came to know that it was even really better then the best
> all-natural dietary supplement! I bought the cds my friend told me to get,
> and listening to them for two weeks not only increased the sperm volume
> but also improved the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa!
> Having tried the Hans Zimmer music method I was shocked how cool it was.
> I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover,
> knowing how it all would end.

> I don't know why it works, but you all have to know that it does! Hans
> Zimmer saved my sex life!

Oh yeah? I listened to Williams' Superman recently. It was unbelievable, I could CARRY my car out of a parking space!