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Re: Hans Zimmer saved my sex life!
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• Posted by: Burger King of Mordor
• Date: Saturday, January 22, 2011, at 3:18 p.m.
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• In Response to: Hans Zimmer saved my sex life! (Ismael)

> Hi. I gotta tell you something. Em, this is hard to say.... Some years ago
> I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming. They
> splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.
> Especially Peter North - he can blow his cum over a sofa full of six
> girls... Like Spiderman shooting out his web! Now I have a girlfriend..
> she's kind of fat, but those huge tits are just begging for a cumload. But
> the quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

> I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. I tried those
> pills that go up the butt, too. but still no help. There were these Max
> Load pills too, but they only gave me spasms and anger. After taking them
> I yelled at this old lady at the bus stop! A month ago I was hanging
> around at the bar with my best friend. And he said that I should try
> listening to music by some guy called Hans Zimmer. Well, - I thought, -
> sounds interesting.

> Next day I came to know that it was even really better then the best
> all-natural dietary supplement! I bought the cds my friend told me to get,
> and listening to them for two weeks not only increased the sperm volume
> but also improved the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa!
> Having tried the Hans Zimmer music method I was shocked how cool it was.
> I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover,
> knowing how it all would end.

> I don't know why it works, but you all have to know that it does! Hans
> Zimmer saved my sex life!


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