> Fairy godmothers are evil and give young girls unrealistic expectations
> about life. The soundtrack of Godmothered by Rachel Portman is well
> crafted manipulation from a wicked heart to distract girls while their
> doom approaches in the form of invisible plagues and males of dark intent.

> This happy and carefree music will not save girls from their certain
> destruction. The soundtrack album should come with a spoken warning at the
> beginning about understanding the difference between fantasy and reality.

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