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You two adolescent girls are pathetic. Is it past your bedtime?
• Posted by: The Kong
• Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2002, at 12:50 p.m.
• IP Address: c809753-h.colbuf2.ny.home.com
• In Response to: I don't agree! (Lisa)

> Helen, you've got it all wrong... everyone knows frodo is sooo much better
> than legolas! I'm sure everyone agrees with me on that one. There is just
> something about legolas that makes him look like a girl, but frodo is...
> just the best!!!

If this was an actor fan site, I would not intrude upon your pathetic display of pre-adolescent fantasy. But this is a FILM MUSIC site, not an actor fan site, and due to your apparent lack of attention to the content of this site, I will proceed by stating the following:

You two are obviously one and the same. You are over-nourished and over-priviledged little brats who dream of the day when you can grow into somewhat average looking teenagers and use your desirable female forms to lure and tease men who you think resemble the actors from The Lord of the Rings. The actors, of course, are using their fame and fortune to acquire physical pleasure from dozens, if not hundreds of nubile and willing young females. But your chances of actually meeting and fornicating with either of the actors you are arguing about is nil, and therefore makes your discussion about which one is "more cute" completely irrelevant.

Never in your lifetimes will you have both actors standing naked and erect in front of you, with your choice of which pony to ride and which to shun, and you will most likely end up sleeping with an average, unshaven, sleezy young brute in the 18 - 24 age range who, without a doubt, is an idiot and has an only marginally sized penis. Please, if your tiny brains can comprehend this message: Stop wasting your time fantasizing about growing up and screwing some distant actor and DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR TIME AND LIFE.

Besides, everyone knows that the Hobbits were all engaging in mass inbreeding and homosexual cluster fornication. Howard Shore would have been wise to employ dueling banjos in his score for the motion picture.




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