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Comments about the soundtrack for The Mummy Returns (Alan Silvestri)

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Re: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON?
• Posted by: Jean-Bellanto
• Date: Thursday, August 16, 2001, at 6:39 p.m.
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• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

> Who is this monster Thaxton? How horrible!

Ford Alligator Thaxton is a record label producer who suffers from a chemical imbalance of the brain. Some people think it is because he has infantile neurological development. Other people think it is because he has a tiny penis attached to a huge body mass. No matter the reason, Ford likes yelling at people and telling them that they are wrong. Even if it makes himself look stupid. He therefore deserves everything bad that people say about him.

If he disappeared off the face of the planet, the planet would be a nicer place.

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