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Re: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON?
• Posted by: Mujahid Sali Abdul Aziz
• Date: Wednesday, February 5, 2003, at 8:55 p.m.
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• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

> Who is this monster Thaxton? How horrible!

Do not worry about this Thaxton. When the people of the Muslim faith decide to unleash the destruction of their bioterror weapons on the United States, FORD A. THAXTON will suffer just like all the rest of America. No pompous globules of fat will save his biodegradeable ass from the wrath of the Muslim Plague. Here is what he will face: ANTHRAX, SMALL POX, BOTULISM, BLACK PLAGUE, RICIN AND MUSTARD GAS. Any of these could extinguish his insignificant life and if he relies on governmental vaccines, he will experience major sexual side effects.

When the Plague comes, the skin will melt off of your body and you will all be a foaming slab of rotting biomatter. Just remember that when it happens, you can receive an INCOME AND PROPERTY TAX BREAK from the Federal Government if you are a victim.

Don't find yourself dead in the aftermath of victory by the Axis of Evil. Don't be Ford A. Thaxton, lying face down in an asphalt ditch and decomposing due to toxic nerve agents. Be prepared!

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