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Comments about the soundtrack for The Mummy Returns (Alan Silvestri)

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Re: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON?
• Posted by: Hawk
• Date: Thursday, May 17, 2001, at 11:40 a.m.
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• In Response to: Who is this FORD A. THAXTON? (MandyC)

> Who is this monster Thaxton? How horrible!

Ford A. Thaxton is the perfect Tom Leykis demographic - fat, bald and impotent. I guess the only one of his advertisers he doesn't need is the boob treatment. He's about a d-cup with those rolls of fat - maybe he can sign them for you someday. Gaining weight is most likely Ford's last ditch effort to become Tom Leykis. Thaxton's live-in woman needs to mature and take back her vagina and her self respect.

Thaxton's prized response to everyone:
"So until one of you can present some other then your biased opinions pulled from you ass, let's move on shall we?"

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