I love Jack Skellington, okay? My Patronus is Jack Skellington. I have all the Jack Skellington t-shirts and socks. I even have the largest Jack Skellington personal massagers, in both colors! The massagers make me feel naughty when I use them, because the movie was for children, right? But they make me climax soooo much every time. AMAZZZZZZZING!!!

> O Satan, my Lord, where was my life before I discovered Danny Elfman and
> his great Nightmare Before Christmas music that brought me to your bed?
> The devilish music of Jack Skellington teaches me that you, my lovely
> Satan, are a very generous God. You are better than jealousy! If you want
> jealousy, there are worthless, deluded, lesser gods, such as the Christian
> god, who are more than happy to supply you with all the jealousy you want.
> But this music proves that Lord SATAN is better than jealousy!

> Who cares what others think? They will say that soundtrack music can't
> change your religion. They will say that Danny Elfman is only a fad
> Satanist that ruins a young girl's mind like a rock star. They will call
> you a sociopath for finding your own path. They'll tell you to worship
> that asshole, Donald Trump. Ignore them! Listen to this great soundtrack
> and follow your own heart, wherever it may lead you. On that path with
> this music you will find the powerful Satan, your real savior. Share your
> love and my love of Our True Lord at #EmbraceSatan.

> O Satan, those who share with me the love of this incredible Danny Elfman
> music in their hearts will find ourselves in your arms, your mighty penis
> inside of us as you are willing! I feel you penetrating me every time I
> listen to this sacrosanct movie soundtrack. I quiver in anticipation of
> your force in my rectum and my vagina whenever I even think about this
> great music, sometimes both orifices at the same time! Oh, yeah, it makes
> me cum almost every time. Hit PLAY, my true Lord! Amen!