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Satan, Sex, and Danny Elfman - Always there for you!
• Posted by: First United Church for Satan the Redeemer
• Date: Tuesday, October 15, 2019, at 6:30 p.m.
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• Now Playing: Our Lord Satan the Redeemer

Good evening. I'm from the First United Church of Satan the Redeemer. I love Nightmare Before Christmas like all of you. Who doesn't? Do you think that's going to make a difference about where you're going to be spending all eternity? You may say so, and you may say your religion is right... but is it?  

Now let me ask you... do you want to spend all eternity, from now and forever, with people who are singing Christian hymns, or Danny Elfman music? Do you want to spend it in church, or at a Jack Skellington party? Would you rather eat meatloaf or filet mignon? Do you want to sit around watching Hallmark movies, or would you rather watch beautiful people hump in ways you didn't even think possible? 

Hell is not what you think. We donít care. And isn't that what you really want out of eternity? Somebody who just doesn't care what you do? Somebody who accepts you just for what you are? Somebody who understands that sex is really a good thing. Somebody who can watch Nightmare Before Christmas without feeling guilty? I mean, really... have you found better? And you want to spend forever without it? Now let me ask you this, my friend, which would be Heaven and which would be Hell?

You can rest assured that you will never have to ask OUR LORD SATAN for forgiveness. There is no penance because there is no sin. How can anything be a sin that was ultimately created by a god who intended for you to sin? And why would a benevolent god do that? Satan will never ask you to fast. Satan will never tell you that suffering is good. Satan will never tell you that hitting yourself on the head with a board is worthy of anything except a headache. And why would anybody want you to have a headache?

And Satan will never, not once, ever, ask you to sing his praise. Why would he? Because that, my friend, is the difference. If you ever see a god who is all about himself, then you have chosen the wrong god. But hereís the deal: It's yours to choose. And whatever choice you make, Satan is going to respect that choice. If you want to go to heaven, you can go to heaven. If you want to be reincarnated, so be it. If you want to screw your Jack Skellington dildo, that's great. Whatever you want, you can have. 

That's not the same offer you're going to get from the other side, but we respect that too. Just remember, if you fall short, you're still OK. Just like Danny Elfman's awesome music, Lord Satan will always be there for you!

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