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Re: Satan, Sex, and Danny Elfman - Always there for you!
• Posted by: lmohr
• Date: Sunday, October 20, 2019, at 4:32 p.m.
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• In Response to: Satan, Sex, and Danny Elfman - Always there fo... (First United Church for Satan the Redeemer)

If You love Satan you can not hate yourself. For Satan resides in us all. He is in you. He is in me. He is in Danny Elfman. Let him sing!

> Good evening. I'm from the First United Church of Satan the
> Redeemer. I love Nightmare Before Christmas like all of you. Who
> doesn't? Do you think that's going to make a difference about where you're
> going to be spending all eternity? You may say so, and you may say
> your religion is right... but is it?  

> Now let me ask you... do you want to spend all eternity, from now and
> forever, with people who are singing Christian hymns, or Danny Elfman
> music? Do you want to spend it in church, or at a Jack Skellington
> party? Would you rather eat meatloaf or filet mignon? Do you
> want to sit around watching Hallmark movies, or would you rather watch
> beautiful people hump in ways you didn't even think possible? 

> Hell is not what you think. We donít care. And isn't that what
> you really want out of eternity? Somebody who just doesn't care what
> you do? Somebody who accepts you just for what you
> are? Somebody who understands that sex is really a good
> thing. Somebody who can watch Nightmare Before Christmas without
> feeling guilty? I mean, really... have you found better? And you
> want to spend forever without it? Now let me ask you this, my
> friend, which would be Heaven and which would be Hell?

> You can rest assured that you will never have to ask OUR LORD SATAN for
> forgiveness. There is no penance because there is no sin. How
> can anything be a sin that was ultimately created by a god who intended
> for you to sin? And why would a benevolent god do that? Satan will
> never ask you to fast. Satan will never tell you that suffering is
> good. Satan will never tell you that hitting yourself on the head
> with a board is worthy of anything except a headache. And why would
> anybody want you to have a headache?

> And Satan will never, not once, ever, ask you to sing his
> praise. Why would he? Because that, my friend, is the
> difference. If you ever see a god who is all about himself, then you
> have chosen the wrong god. But hereís the deal: It's yours to
> choose. And whatever choice you make, Satan is going to respect that
> choice. If you want to go to heaven, you can go to heaven. If
> you want to be reincarnated, so be it. If you want to screw your Jack
> Skellington dildo, that's great. Whatever you want, you can have. 

> That's not the same offer you're going to get from the other side, but we
> respect that too. Just remember, if you fall short, you're still
> OK. Just like Danny Elfman's awesome music, Lord Satan will always
> be there for you!

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