SO BEAUTIFUL! I love Satan SO much. I can’t believe the things people say about “him” but I am happy that there are people like you and other NBC fans out there supporting our beloved. ❤

> Good evening. I'm from the First United Church of Satan the
> Redeemer. I love Nightmare Before Christmas like all of you. Who
> doesn't? Do you think that's going to make a difference about where you're
> going to be spending all eternity? You may say so, and you may say
> your religion is right... but is it?  

> Now let me ask you... do you want to spend all eternity, from now and
> forever, with people who are singing Christian hymns, or Danny Elfman
> music? Do you want to spend it in church, or at a Jack Skellington
> party? Would you rather eat meatloaf or filet mignon? Do you
> want to sit around watching Hallmark movies, or would you rather watch
> beautiful people hump in ways you didn't even think possible? 

> Hell is not what you think. We don’t care. And isn't that what
> you really want out of eternity? Somebody who just doesn't care what
> you do? Somebody who accepts you just for what you
> are? Somebody who understands that sex is really a good
> thing. Somebody who can watch Nightmare Before Christmas without
> feeling guilty? I mean, really... have you found better? And you
> want to spend forever without it? Now let me ask you this, my
> friend, which would be Heaven and which would be Hell?

> You can rest assured that you will never have to ask OUR LORD SATAN for
> forgiveness. There is no penance because there is no sin. How
> can anything be a sin that was ultimately created by a god who intended
> for you to sin? And why would a benevolent god do that? Satan will
> never ask you to fast. Satan will never tell you that suffering is
> good. Satan will never tell you that hitting yourself on the head
> with a board is worthy of anything except a headache. And why would
> anybody want you to have a headache?

> And Satan will never, not once, ever, ask you to sing his
> praise. Why would he? Because that, my friend, is the
> difference. If you ever see a god who is all about himself, then you
> have chosen the wrong god. But here’s the deal: It's yours to
> choose. And whatever choice you make, Satan is going to respect that
> choice. If you want to go to heaven, you can go to heaven. If
> you want to be reincarnated, so be it. If you want to screw your Jack
> Skellington dildo, that's great. Whatever you want, you can have. 

> That's not the same offer you're going to get from the other side, but we
> respect that too. Just remember, if you fall short, you're still
> OK. Just like Danny Elfman's awesome music, Lord Satan will always
> be there for you!