> Too bad Elisa lived in the 1960s. Today she would not need a mer-man creep
> to solve her anorgasmia and other sexual dysfunctions. They make great sex
> robots in Taiwan and Japan now, only $30,000 for fully functioning man
> with erect penis whenever she wants love and servicing. The robot can even
> learn sign language and play Alexandre Desplat music out of its hidden
> breastplate speakers! He could whistle the main theme, like the real
> Desplat. You can ask the manufacturer to make the head look like Desplat
> too, including the big sexy nose! No flooding the bathroom needed... your
> Desplat robot can give you orgasms in the car, the elevator, or even the
> grocery store!
> The only dream better than hearing this beautiful Desplat music from your
> robot companion is to have that stereo's large, firm penis lodged all the
> way up to your uterus at the same time! Oh, Elisa, you only needed to be
> born fifty years later!!
This is sick and disgusting. Why are there so many perverts at this web site? I would be ashamed if Mr. Desplat viewed this offense.