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 • Posted by: Tim H
• Date: Wednesday, May 21, 2003, at 12:02 p.m.
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• In Response to: Re: California Man Caught Screwing Marxist Oboe! (Jessica Pisarczyk)

> This is great news! Oboes are the worst instruments of all!

> Why? Read Here:

> What's the difference between oboe road kill and raccoon road kill?
> Skid marks in front of the raccoon!

> Why do oboe players put their oboe on the dashboard of their car? So
> they can park in the handicap zone!

> What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? You don't cry when
> you're cutting up the oboe.

> There was a band director who had a gun with two bullets. In the ensemble,
> there was a bad oboe player, bad flute player, and bad bassoon player. Who
> did he shoot? The oboe player... twice, just to make sure.

> What do you call perfect pitch in an oboe? In the dumpster without
> hitting the side.

> What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad
> oboist can kill you. 

> Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe recital.

That is REALLY stupid. You are likely a lowly string player.


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