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 • Posted by: Eugenio
• Date: Thursday, June 24, 2004, at 2:03 p.m.
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• In Response to: Re: California Man Caught Screwing Marxist Oboe! ...Not Blasphemy (Peter Linn)

> Doesn't it vary from person to person? Some nerd dork who screws a 250v
> socket could die, am I correct?

Doctors believe that certain people have a better tolerance to high voltage than others. In 1982, John Louis Evans was shocked for 30 seconds before the electrode on his leg broke. A minute later smoke and fire was seen coming from his mouth and his left leg. It wasn't until a third dose, and ten minutes later, that he was pronounced dead. His head had blown up! At the end of the electrocution, the temperature of the electrode was that of a hot bath, around 50 °C, leading the operators to believe that the voltage was too low for that particular individual.

> Explode... What do you mean? Literally explode like a bomb was in it, or
> figuratively blow sperm all over?

Explode as in: be obliterated. As I mentioned above, the low voltage (250v) would cook the penis like it was placed in a microwave and cooked in HIGH for over 10 minutes. Similar to a hot dog, the penis would rupture (explode) and possibly invert.

If the person was to ejaculate while conducting electric current with a 250v utility plug, the resulting enhancement of current flow would hasten the destruction of the penis. I would guess total explosion in 12 - 15 seconds.

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