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• Posted by Christian Clemmensen
• Date: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, at 5:08 p.m.
• IP Address: bushisacriminal.filmtracks.com
• In Response to: My girlfriend thinks I am a pervert (Shawn)


> I typed 'film score girlie pervert' into the search engine and it brought me here.

It's good to see that the search engines are sending everybody to the appropriate place. The Marxist Oboe thread, no less...

> I hope this is the right place for my problem.

Filmtracks seems to be the right place for all issues relating to perversion, subversion, and extroversion. And rubber chickens.

> My girlfriend caught me looking at girlie magazines while listening to
> Danny Elfman scores the other day and now she thinks that I am a pervert.

Necessary info: What was the score? And what was the magazine name?

> However, I don’t think that I am. She believes that I have no respect for
> women, and that I must have a problem, and that I want to degrade women.

What's her position on masturbation?

> She also thinks the music is contributing to my 'abnormal' behavior.

I can't argue with that. Elfman's music has contributed to the continued malformation of many disturbed minds.

> I like Elfman music, and as for the nudie magazines, I looked more out of
> curiosity and 'interest', rather than with any sick or perverted thoughts.

There's nothing wrong with thinking sick and perverted thoughts when browsing through adult magazines. That's why they exist.

> Can you suggest how I could convince my girlfriend that I am not a pervert?

Well, I would suggest that you cease spending time on the magazines and simply go on and mount your girlfriend. Convey to her that she is the center of your desires! Then again, I should ask you for your age and religious inclination before proceeding with any more advice along these lines...

In sum: No, you're not a pervert. If your girlfriend wants to witness a true pervert in action, there's a girl who posts at Filmtracks by the name of "The Kong" who she should meet.

Christian




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