You think you're the mother cow and you're going to feed us like we're helpless fools? Don't patronize us with word definitions in your reviews. We're all adults here.

> You think you're the mother cow and you're going to feed us like we're
> helpless fools? Don't patronize us with word definitions in your reviews.
> We're all adults here.

Tell me, manly friend... Do you prefer your sex toys to have two legs or four?

Christian

> Tell me, manly friend... Do you prefer your sex toys to have two legs or four?

FÚCK YOU. FÚCK YOU. FÚCK YOU.

YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?

FÚCK YOU!!

> FÚCK YOU.

Seen that before. Not impressed.

> YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?

Not necessarily. I just know when to ask the right questions.

Christian

> Seen that before. Not impressed.

>

> Not necessarily. I just know when to ask the right questions.

> Christian

These type of posts does make trying to discuss some things seriously rather difficult.

I hope you don't hink I think poorly on you personally, Christian. My apologies if you do.

> These type of posts does make trying to discuss some things seriously
> rather difficult.

Uh-huh. As if there was actually something to discuss with the original, somewhat dimwitty poster.

> These type of posts does make trying to discuss some things seriously
> rather difficult.

> I hope you don't hink I think poorly on you personally, Christian. My
> apologies if you do.

Tell me when you can cum up with an essay on discussions about the term "!-! YOU".

> FÚCK YOU. FÚCK YOU. FÚCK YOU.

> YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?

> FÚCK YOU!!

...it's obvious that you'd never need anesthesia, because you are NUMBNUTS!

Now listen up, dumbass. Here's a hint: If you poke a sleeping bear with a stick too many times, it's probably gonna swipe your stupid head off. Clemmy hasn't posted this much on the Scoreboard in YEARS, so he's coming out swinging. You, my friend, were humiliated in one fell swoop. GOTTA LOVE IT!

Clemmy, your response was hilarious! Thanks for my good laugh of the day, and all on the 4th of July!!

Tom

> Tell me, manly friend... Do you prefer your sex toys to have two legs or
> four?

> Christian

LOL! From The Mans response, you must have hit him square in the nuts!!! Hilarious!!

Tom

Just imagine if you were to allow picture-posting capabilities... They'll be pictures of Clemmensen trying to get some fool to suck on CC's tits. Not to mention the purpoted pictures of Clemm's penis, individuals playing with Marxist oboes and four-legged sex toys, and let's not forget the iconic Pope. It would be very cool to have the picture-posting feature. Have you made a decision yet? If you decide to make the Scoreboard cooler, there is no telling how bizzare this place could get, or how many e-mails you'll recieve from Pastor Cannon.

-Carlton

PS: Thanks for the review rating breakdown. I see why all the categories are needed.

> Just imagine if you were to allow picture-posting capabilities... They'll
> be pictures of Clemmensen trying to get some fool to suck on CC's tits.
> Not to mention the purpoted pictures of Clemm's penis, individuals playing
> with Marxist oboes and four-legged sex toys, and let's not forget the
> iconic Pope. It would be very cool to have the picture-posting
> feature. Have you made a decision yet? If you decide to make the
> Scoreboard cooler, there is no telling how bizzare this place could get,
> or how many e-mails you'll recieve from Pastor Cannon.

Taking that into account...no picture posting, Clem, please!

CK

This bit of information shocked me when I saw it in Christian's recent postings. Apparently, we need the right coding, which a lazy, 10-minute Google search turned out with very little useful info. Darn.

> You think you're the mother cow and you're going to feed us like we're
> helpless fools? Don't patronize us with word definitions in your reviews.
> We're all adults here.

I exclude you from that group. There are many patronizing reviewers out there, but Christian surely isn't one of them.

Go back to the woods whence you came!

CK