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 • Posted by: Jeffrey Gustafson
• Date: Saturday, December 15, 2001, at 9:35 a.m.
• IP Address: ptp-237-krv.ktc.com
• In Response to: Re: California Man Caught Screwing Marxist Oboe! (Randall Verone)


> Very few men have a reproductive unit so small that they could bang up an
> oboe. Woody Allen, George Bush, Danny the Midget, Ford Thaxton, a few
> others maybe. The list of suspects, if no name has been given yet, is
> probably equally small.

Someone else already suggested that the suspect was Ford A. Thaxton.

But that's all irrelevant because the story must be a fake.

Nobody would screw an oboe.




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