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Review of The Beautician and the Beast (Cliff Eidelman)
Composed, Conducted, and Produced by:
Cliff Eidelman
Orchestrated by:
Patrick Russ
Pete Anthony
Geoff Alexander
Greg Knowles
Labels and Dates:
Milan Records
(February 11th, 1997)

Paramount Music
(October 20th, 2023)

Availability:
The 1997 Milan album was a regular U.S. release, but it was out of print by 2000. The 2023 Paramount album is a commercial digital release only.
Album 1 Cover
1997 Milan
Album 2 Cover
2023 Paramount

FILMTRACKS RECOMMENDS:
Buy it... on the longer album if you typically appreciate Cliff Eidelman's affably soothing character scores of the 1990's.

Avoid it... if you have no patience for predictable orchestral romance scores despite this one's attempt to infuse some unique Eastern European character into its constructs.
FILMTRACKS EDITORIAL REVIEW:
The Beautician and the Beast: (Cliff Eidelman) In something of an unintended parody of The Sound of Music, 1997's The Beautician and the Beast is a romantic fantasy which revolves around the outlandish premise that a hairdresser in New York could accidentally be confused as a tutor for the children of a foreign dictator, and of course, the unlikely love that spawns in that situation. Any charm that the film might have hoped to convey is nearly shattered by the comical dialect of Fran Drescher, whose voice becomes so intolerable by the end of the film that it is difficult to hear the music behind it. With the film debuting as a complete failure, one of the few relatively bright aspects about The Beautician and the Beast is its score by Cliff Eidelman. For that music, the filmmakers chose to mix a few traditional Eastern European classical and choral pieces with the talents of Eidelman, whose career was briefly starting to look upward again at the time. Aside from The Beautician and the Beast, which gave him the opportunity to journey to Britain to record with the London Metropolitan Orchestra, Eidelman also produced an impressive score for the third installment of the Free Willy series that same year. Little at the time indicated that The Beautician and the Beast would be the last boisterous work from Eidelman for several years, with a career-dooming period of inactivity ensuing thereafter. For this entry, Eidelman's task was to reflect two separate worlds colliding sonically. The primary setting of the film is the fictional Eastern European country of Slovetzia, led by a perpetually angry former-007, Timothy Dalton. The composer decided to bypass any New York influence for most of the score (urban jazz only figures into one short but vibrant cue at the outset) and concentrate on forming a score's personality with a foundation built on European waltz rhythms. The majority of cues, whether in robust performances or simple underscore, have a hint of waltz-like movement, faintly referencing Russian progressions and occasionally pulling a few measures from Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The consistency of this choice remains strong throughout the score, with a pompous and almost amusing main theme of romance fitting naturally with the spirit of a waltz. The primary theme prances along with buoyant character and spirit, much like Drescher's character in the film, and it shares many structural similarities to his leading identity for Free Willy 3: The Rescue.

Just as Drescher's obnoxious voice can cause an ill mood in the film, the main theme gets old rather quickly, playing too hard to the romantic comedy side of the emotional scale while trying to maintain the rhythms of the waltz. It will certainly test the patience of anyone who can't sit through an entire Rachel Portman score. The only performance of this theme that breaks loose with a less constraining rhythm exists in the final marriage cue at the end. This makes sense, given the lead's growing influence over the dictator and the prevailing of romance over tradition. The other most memorable cues from the film are actually the two traditional pieces contained on the album, neither penned by Eidelman, though the composer's original score fits very snugly with those classical tracks and thus no awkward transitions break the flow. A secondary theme for the family of the dictator isn't particularly well articulated, though an idea representing the main couple's friction receives satisfactory development on low strings in "You Are a Beast." The only remaining highlights of the score for The Beautician and the Beast, although short in length, are many of the more sensitive cues composed for conversational scenes during the second half of the film. As the hairdresser's true occupation is revealed and the dictator tries to decide what to do about their growing affections despite this crisis, Eidelman responds with a few very touching variations of his themes. They aren't remarkable in the larger scope of film music, but cues such "Cinderella's Confession" and "Going Away" provide some of the sincere emotion that collectors of Eidelman's music had become accustomed to hearing over the years. The original 1997 album was a rare partnership between Eidelman and the Milan Records label, but the product quickly vanished as the film failed miserably in theatres. That product for The Beautician and the Beast contains only 26 minutes of actual original score composed by Eidelman, a typical length for most of his works on album during the 1990's. Of that material, no cue is longer than 2:20 minutes, with roughly five minutes of it remarkable. In 2023, Paramount remastered the score and added two cues of about 3:30 in total length for a digital offering. The aforementioned "Make Up" nicely mashes the main theme into the New York jazz atmosphere while "Animated Dream" is a vital fantasy cue complete with cooing choir performing the main theme. This latter cue joins the rousingly conclusive "The Prince and the Princess" as high points. The rest will be pleasant to the ears and a refreshing change from the somber tone of many of Eidelman's scores of the period, but it still won't generate much memorable romantic spark.  ***
TRACK LISTINGS:
1997 Milan Album:
Total Time: 30:55

• 1. Prelude (1:12)
• 2. Joy Falls on a Cloud (1:18)
• 3. The Castle (1:37)
• 4. Party Preparations (1:40)
• 5. Walking on the Edge (1:28)
• 6. Falling for the President (2:35)
• 7. Pochenko Meets the Peasants (2:07)
• 8. L' Internationale (traditional) (1:45)
• 9. Kleist Blackmails Joy (2:02)
• 10. His Excellency (0:34)
• 11. Cinderella's Confession (1:51)
• 12. The Chicken (1:09)
• 13. Ballroom Waltz (1:31)
• 14. The J Waltz (traditional) (2:43)
• 15. Boris' Proud Speech (1:10)
• 16. You Are a Beast (2:10)
• 17. Going Away (2:20)
• 18. The Prince and the Princess (1:35)



2023 Paramount Album:
Total Time: 33:26

• 1. Prelude (1:12)
• 2. Make Up (1:40)
• 3. Animated Dream (1:46)
• 4. Joy Falls on a Cloud (1:18)
• 5. The Castle (1:37)
• 6. Party Preparations (1:40)
• 7. Walking on the Edge (1:28)
• 8. Falling for the President (2:35)
• 9. Pochenko Meets the Peasants (2:07)
• 10. L' Internationale (traditional) (1:45)
• 11. Kleist Blackmails Joy (2:02)
• 12. His Excellency (0:34)
• 13. Cinderella's Confession (1:51)
• 14. The Chicken (1:09)
• 15. Ballroom Waltz (1:31)
• 16. The J Waltz (traditional) (2:43)
• 17. Boris' Proud Speech (1:10)
• 18. You Are a Beast (2:10)
• 19. Going Away (2:20)
• 20. The Prince and the Princess (1:35)
NOTES & QUOTES:
The insert of the 1997 Milan album includes a synopsis of the film but no extra information about the score. There exists no official packaging for the 2023 Paramount album.
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