I found a copy of this Williams score in a used CD pile (I'd only buy it used since it's not supposed to be that great) and I opened it up. Inside were printed advertisements for hair transplants on slipnotes! I didn't know that people actually could transplant hair from one's ass onto the top of his head, and I was rattled by the thought. I took it to the cashier and demanded the CD for free because of my displeasure, and she consented to take a dollar off the price.

I'll have to remember to bring those transplant ads every time I want a better deal on a used CD!