People think I'm crazy for my interest in the Pigeon Lady (played by Brenda Fricker). My friend, "Can Opener" and I joke around and call her things like "Brenda Flicker", "Brenda Stinker", "Brenda Dicker", "Brenda Licker" etc. My friend Troy has never even seen "Home Alone 2". I had a dream once were the Pigeon Lady was swinging on vines from tree to tree like Tarzan and she was wearing the same clothes as in the movie, but they were twice as dirty. I've actually been talking to a homeless lady recently. She was walking by my church, I talked to her and she went in the church to have Rev. Grosh pray for her. To tell you the truth, if a hot girl dressed like a filthy, dirty bag lady I'd still go out with them. Many of my friends have been annoyed with my talk of the Pigeon Lady, such as Matt, Adam, Corey, Chris#1, Chris #2, Bryan etc. Seriously, "Home Alone 2" is a phat movie!! I'd recommend the movie to a guy who invites a hot girl to his house for the first time.

I always wondered why she bought bird seed to feed the pigeons, you would think most homeless people would spend money on food and clothes, not feeding pigeons. The movie was made about 10 years ago and I always wondered what the Pigeon Lady would be like now in 2003 as compared to 1993, if the movie had a sequel made. Would she still be covered in pigeons? Would she still be a bag lady who walks through Central Park all day? Would she still be alive? Or would it be possible if she had gotten help and was not homeless anymore? Picture this, Kevin (played by Culkin) returns to N.Y.C. in search of the Pigeon Lady (played by Fricker) who he had befriended over a decade before. Wouldn't it be odd if he found her wearing the latest Ralph Lauren clothing, a 18 karat gold charm bracelet and a Rolex watch, learning that within the 10 year span she was saved from poverty. Even if Kevin saw her in grey sweetpants jogging in Central Park and finding out she got a home and a job would be a shock to almost any viewer. Even a prequel to "Home Alone 2" explaining how she became homeless would be an interesting book. In the movie the Pigeon Lady told Kevin prior to that time she had a job and home.

> People think I'm crazy for my interest in the Pigeon Lady (played by
> Brenda Fricker). My friend, "Can Opener" and I joke around and
> call her things like "Brenda Flicker", "Brenda
> Stinker", "Brenda Dicker", "Brenda Licker" etc.
> My friend Troy has never even seen "Home Alone 2". I had a dream
> once were the Pigeon Lady was swinging on vines from tree to tree like
> Tarzan and she was wearing the same clothes as in the movie, but they were
> twice as dirty. I've actually been talking to a homeless lady recently.
> She was walking by my church, I talked to her and she went in the church
> to have Rev. Grosh pray for her. To tell you the truth, if a hot girl
> dressed like a filthy, dirty bag lady I'd still go out with them. Many of
> my friends have been annoyed with my talk of the Pigeon Lady, such as
> Matt, Adam, Corey, Chris#1, Chris #2, Bryan etc. Seriously, "Home
> Alone 2" is a phat movie!! I'd recommend the movie to a guy who
> invites a hot girl to his house for the first time.

> I always wondered why she bought bird seed to feed the pigeons, you would
> think most homeless people would spend money on food and clothes, not
> feeding pigeons. The movie was made about 10 years ago and I always
> wondered what the Pigeon Lady would be like now in 2003 as compared to
> 1993, if the movie had a sequel made. Would she still be covered in
> pigeons? Would she still be a bag lady who walks through Central Park all
> day? Would she still be alive? Or would it be possible if she had gotten
> help and was not homeless anymore? Picture this, Kevin (played by Culkin)
> returns to N.Y.C. in search of the Pigeon Lady (played by Fricker) who he
> had befriended over a decade before. Wouldn't it be odd if he found her
> wearing the latest Ralph Lauren clothing, a 18 karat gold charm bracelet
> and a Rolex watch, learning that within the 10 year span she was saved
> from poverty. Even if Kevin saw her in grey sweetpants jogging in Central
> Park and finding out she got a home and a job would be a shock to almost
> any viewer. Even a prequel to "Home Alone 2" explaining how she
> became homeless would be an interesting book. In the movie the Pigeon Lady
> told Kevin prior to that time she had a job and home.

You need to seek mental and sexual help of the most professional and severe kind. Put away your penis, little boy, and get with the program!

> You need to seek mental and sexual help of the most professional and
> severe kind. Put away your penis, little boy, and get with the program!

If being a jerk was an Olympic event, you would win the gold! GET A LIFE!!

> If being a jerk was an Olympic event, you would win the gold! GET A LIFE!!

YOU are telling ME to get a life?

Listen, young man, your obsession with the Pigeon Lady borders on the sexually perverse. You need to stop rubbing your penis when you watch Home Alone 2 and seek a psychological evaluation as soon as possible.

Your mental derangement is so severe that I laughed out loud at your original post at this forum. I do not normally laugh at people who suffer from retardation, but you are a basket case of comedic proportions.

Mr Pigeon Fever has a fascination with dirty old women. I like the big fat ones myself... There's nothing like riding a giant marshmallow!

> Mr Pigeon Fever has a fascination with dirty old women.
> I like the big fat ones myself... There's nothing like
> riding a giant marshmallow!

Es el verdad! Quiero mujeres con BLUBBER!

Julio, Learn to speak English if your gonna live in this country. Yeah, thats right.... unfortunatly it's minority's like yourself that this nations anti-segregation laws protect. Making white men (like myself) have difficulty finding jobs. GO BACK TO SPAIN!!!!!!!!!

> Mr Pigeon Fever has a fascination with dirty old women. I like the big fat
> ones myself... There's nothing like riding a giant marshmallow!

Julio, I'd watch your preppy Spanish trash-talking mouth if I was you

> You need to stop rubbing your penis when you watch Home Alone 2

This is a disgusting and irrelevant thread. Why doesn't Clemmensen remove this filth? Do people actually find this discussion funny?