Do you dream every night about having sexual intercourse with famous orchestrators and brass musicians? Your obsession with both at this site is disturbing. Don't make me find you and stick a clarinet up your ass!

> Trumpets:
> Malcolm McNab
> Tim Morrison
> Mario Guarneri

> Trombones:
> Bill Booth
> Charlie Loper
> Andy Malloy
> Bill Reichenbach
> Phil Teele

> French Horns:
> David Duke
> Joe Meyer
> Brian O'Connor
> John Reynolds
> Rick Todd
> Brad Warnaar

> Tuba:
> Tommy Johnson