Do you dream every night about having sexual intercourse with famous orchestrators and brass musicians? Your obsession with both at this site is disturbing. Don't make me find you and stick a clarinet up your ass!

> Trumpets:
> Malcolm McNab
> Jon Lewis
> Walt Fowler
> Wayne Bergeron

> Trombones:
> Alex Iles
> Steve Holtman
> Alan Kaplan
> Ken Kugler
> George Thatcher
> Phil Teele

> Horns:
> Jim Thatcher
> Mark Adams
> Dan Kelley
> Suzzette Moriarty
> Brian O'Connor
> John Reynolds
> Richard Todd
> Phil Yao

> Tubas:
> Doug Tornquist
> Fred Greene