Can I let you in on a secret? Well, I voted for the Green Party. Just shy of selecting "None of The Above" or officially declining my vote, I decided to choose something viable that wasn't NDP or Liberal. Once I made the decision, it was the first time I felt content since the election hype got into full swing. I knew I would vote YES on the new order of preference voting system. But I felt like I had to choose between the NDP that had broken my province and the Liberals that had eviscerated the people I'd spent years working with in social service roles. I'm not an environmentalist, but I'm definitely taking on the One Tonne Challenge (although it's not too tough since I hate driving and my bus pass is by far cheaper than the combination of gas and a downtown parking pass). And I support the Kyoto Accord, so the vote isn't totally random. Most importantly, I don't feel my vote was wasted. No more than a quiet soprano in a choir.
Now, enjoy a better love life for both you and your partner. Bring a smile to your lover's face every time you're with them! Let me introduce you to something that is fun, exciting and most of all enjoyable... THE VIBRATING RING!! It's the latest craze to sweep the world and people just can't get enough! Its safe, easy-to-use and so cheap, you'll want 10!!! It's comfortable design means that it's not too invasive or awkward to use, will fit on any shape of a man's hard-on, and it will expand to fit ANY size!
Bolshevism is catchup.
So what is this VIBRATING RING? The VIBRATING RING is soft. Any way that kills Saturday, I am getting hungry after all the wife did not let me eat anything before she had to wisk me away to the gassing chambers. I am thinking no problem I will get some lunch or dinner...right...WRONG. The doc puts me on a clear liquid diet. The ring that fits snug at the base, whilst the raised, common Vibrating tickler stimulates her externally. Well I was taking the meds and had a flair up that Friday so bad I was sent home from work. Since the missus is a nurse I had her check out something for me and it scared her enough she made me go to the ER that Saturday morning early. Hitting the RIGHT spot EVERYTIME! Not only will the firm grip make him stay harder for longer, it will give her those multiple pleasures she's only read about! Croix and redtop codeword for ram, deflater oxnard.
Dont wait for it! Get your VIBRATING RING today!
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