The only explanation for Clemmensen's review of a Downton Abbey score is that he will give it an award. Downton Abbey is for unlayable old hags. Its music is for those women and for men without any testicular prowess. Clemmensen likes Downton Abbey music because his masculinity is negligible, less than his boy-woman wife. Don't take his word on this score. Avoid it if you value a fully functioning dick.

John Lunn will love seeing the review. Then he will see your comment under it. Nice work, you angry dickhead troll!

> John Lunn will love seeing the review. Then he will see your comment under
> it. Nice work, you angry dickhead troll!

I hope John Lunn has a sense of humor because if someone summarized my labor-of-love music with "Avoid it if you value a fully functioning dick" I would spend all night in the pub.

> The only explanation for Clemmensen's review of a Downton Abbey score is
> that he will give it an award. Downton Abbey is for unlayable old hags.
> Its music is for those women and for men without any testicular prowess.
> Clemmensen likes Downton Abbey music because his masculinity is
> negligible, less than his boy-woman wife. Don't take his word on this
> score. Avoid it if you value a fully functioning dick.

I like playing with squishy half functioning dicks. Along with my cucumbers of course!

> I like playing with squishy half functioning dicks. Along with my cucumbers of course!

No sireee, can't be done, sorry. Cucumbers are suspect on the best of days, but they absolutely need to come fresh and with the proper bite.

As for the other item...how can ANYone, of ANY persuasion, be into squishy and half-functioning dicks?! Give me (theoretically speaking, of course) a Tower of Power, to be worshipped according to The Ten-Inch Commandments, exclusively! (Please include instructions on how to get into a situation where this might cum in handy, thanks bunches...)

> The only explanation for Clemmensen's review of a Downton Abbey score is
> that he will give it an award. Downton Abbey is for unlayable old hags.
> Its music is for those women and for men without any testicular prowess.
> Clemmensen likes Downton Abbey music because his masculinity is
> negligible, less than his boy-woman wife. Don't take his word on this
> score. Avoid it if you value a fully functioning dick.

Incidentally, this was how I found out he'd posted one. My parents are big fans of the series, and I've never given it a go.

> The only explanation for Clemmensen's review of a Downton Abbey score is
> that he will give it an award. Downton Abbey is for unlayable old hags.
> Its music is for those women and for men without any testicular prowess.
> Clemmensen likes Downton Abbey music because his masculinity is
> negligible, less than his boy-woman wife. Don't take his word on this
> score. Avoid it if you value a fully functioning dick.

Wonder Woman 1984 is also a great contender for such a prestigious title, lol.

Personally, I'd rate Downtown Abbey much higher because the affectionate tones exceeded expectations and actually suited the project.