I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed "Ketracel". What am I supposed to do this fluid?

> I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included
> something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a
> small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that
> looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed 'Ketracel'. What am I
> supposed to do this fluid?

You inject it into your feeding tube right before you enter a campaign event for Lord President and Future King DONALD J. TRUMP!

> I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included
> something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a
> small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that
> looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed 'Ketracel'. What am I
> supposed to do this fluid?

LOL, I hope you ordered some Deep Space Nine CDs from them because otherwise that gift makes zero sense!

> I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included
> something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a
> small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that
> looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed 'Ketracel'. What am I
> supposed to do this fluid?

It is Ketracel White. If you consume it as a human, you will either become a homicidal maniac or experience the most powerful penile erection ever seen by humankind. Roll the dice!

> I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included
> something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a
> small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that
> looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed 'Ketracel'. What am I
> supposed to do this fluid?

Ha ha ha, only at Filmtracks

> I got my shipment of 4 CDs from La La Land directly and they included
> something strange in the box with the CDs and the bubble wrap. It is a
> small metal and glass vial or tube about 9 cm long with a white fluid that
> looks like milk inside. On the outside is printed 'Ketracel'. What am I
> supposed to do this fluid?

It's sad to hear that those dudes at LLL have joined the Dominion. But maybe the Vorta can keep their damn albums in stock more often, especially if they're led by that awesome fucker played by Iggy Pop.

> It's sad to hear that those dudes at LLL have joined the Dominion. But
> maybe the Vorta can keep their damn albums in stock more often, especially
> if they're led by that awesome fucker played by Iggy Pop.

The Jem'Hadar and Vorta were both engineered without dicks and the changelings had no purpose for dicks. Everyone in the Dominion was dickless, which is why they lost the war! Why would they be any better running a record label?

> The Jem'Hadar and Vorta were both engineered without dicks and the
> changelings had no purpose for dicks. Everyone in the Dominion was
> dickless, which is why they lost the war! Why would they be any better
> running a record label?

But why do you need a dick to run a record label? Seems rather sexist to me.

> But why do you need a dick to run a record label? Seems rather sexist to me.

Everyone needs a dick to be fully functional. On men, it is called a penis. On women, it is called a clitoris. My clitoris could be bigger than your penis. Do you have any experience pleasuring a massive clitoris? Before you answer, think: how would the great Jerry Goldsmith answer that question? Or, better, Max Steiner?