In the end,
Hercules is nothing more than a
curious, if barely tolerable, head-scratching anomaly. Like most of the
Menken/Disney soundtracks, you can separate the songs from the score and
analyze them separately. The songs, unfortunately, are the disgrace of
Hercules. Even if race weren't an issue --and it definitely is--
the entries by Menken this time around are simply cliched and/or weak.
Serving as evidence that the production team seemingly knew exactly what
it was doing when it began the production, the semi-retired (but keenly
appropriate) Charlton Heston is hauled in to provide a teaser prologue.
With his booming voice beginning the narration, you're reminded
immediately of
Beauty and the Beast. But that's the point...
after luring you into the formula, Heston is interrupted by the
obnoxious voices of the muses that occupy most of the playing time early
in the film. The comedy thus enters the scene immediately and barely
relinquishes its control. The three "Gospel Truth" songs, written for
dynamic black female voices, are a page torn from the more dated pop
writing of Andrew Lloyd Webber, and while they have the faint, basic
traits of Menken's writing, they simply don't fit with the remainder of
the film. More importantly, unlike most effective gospel tunes, these
ones simply aren't cool. They continue with "One Last Hope," "Zero to
Hero," and "A Star is Born," all of which were intentionally infused
with a dated 1980's pop style; the film could very well have benefited
from a more contemporary (or at least timeless) sound. Even the standard
"female song of longing" is interrupted by this style, causing Susan
Egan's superior voice (who many of you will recognize as Belle in the
Broadway show of
Beauty and the Beast) to be wasted in "I Won't
Say." that leaves only two songs that actually fit Menken's typical
formula. The straight comedy routine for Danny DeVito in "One Last Hope"
is an embarrassing exhibition of the actor's total inability to sing,
and while these songs are tolerable when surrounded by serious pieces,
it's double the annoyance here. Indeed, it seemed like an eternity since
Robin Williams graced
Aladdin with true talent.
The only redeeming song in
Hercules is the
standard ballad for the main character. If "Go the Distance" had been
supported by the usual array of strong Menken songs for auxiliary
characters, it may have been sufficient. But even as the highlight song
of the film, it's still seriously flawed. The major problem with it is
the whiny voice of the younger Hercules character; his tone is
remarkably irritating. It's to be assumed that the Michael Bolton
single/pop version of the theme represents the adult voice of Hercules,
and like all the other pop songs in the franchise, this one is finely
tuned. Bolton is mixed with his usual amount of flowing reverb, though,
which seems like it would work for the character. As for the score,
there's nothing truly spectacular to discuss. The strangest thing you'll
notice about it is the fact that almost none of the gospel attitude and
style from the songs carries over to the score. In fact, very few of the
themes from the songs are translated to the score (except "Go the
Distance" and "I Won't Say"). The format of the score is mostly standard
Menken orchestral material. The final track even has the usual reprise
of a major song to follow a big choral crescendo (that is the formula
practice for the franchise). Two score tracks will stand out, however,
and both offer short choral performances. In "The Prophecy" and "Phil's
Island," Menken employs a varied choir for the few mystical scenes in
the film. The first track is quite remarkable, actually, with a layering
of voices over the full ensemble that will remind listeners of Danny
Elfman or Alan Silvestri's work. Otherwise, the score is safe and
harmless, releasing some comedic energy in "Rodeo" but never straying
too far from the kind of simple monotony that usually occupies Menken's
more mundane score writing. As a whole, the project remains ill
conceived and poorly rendered. The choices for vocal artists aren't
obvious and the lyrics are lousy in many of the songs (it was about this
time that the absence of Menken's former collaborator, Howard Ashman,
was badly felt). For fans of the great Disney musicals of the early
1990's,
Hercules is understandably a source of great frustration;
it was a terrible, but predictable way for Menken's series of projects
to end. The older style of animation featured in these films was on the
way out anyway, and Menken's era seemed tied to that technology. Still,
a better end to the famed collaboration would have been merited. As Egan
sings at the start of her song, "If there's a prize for rotten judgment,
I guess I already won that..." Disney should have considered the irony
of that line more closely before actually making this film.
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