The production numbers for
South Park are so
brilliantly obnoxious that this is one of the very few albums that you
simply can't write about while listening to it. In a technical sense,
Shaiman and Parker (who collaborated on most of the songs; Parker
handles the non-orchestral numbers himself) offer songs that so
perfectly emulate the sound of Alan Menken and a host of Broadway
staples that you can't help but be fascinated by them. Shaiman uses some
of the best orchestrating talents in the industry (Jeff Atmajian, Pete
Anthony, Frank Bennett, and Patrick Russ, among others) to provide a
rich and pleasant symphonic backing for many of the major songs, which
is just what they need to create the necessary parody environment. After
all, you can't tweak Menken fans with subversive lyrics and wacky voices
unless you have that full ensemble playing at its most wholesome. In
terms of melody, Shaiman and Parker break no new ground in
South
Park, relying so heavily on stereotypical musical song structures
that there's frightfully nothing original about it outside of its
magnificent compilation of arrangements. The recording of the orchestra
is crystal clear and could be, given a different mix, an addendum to any
number of Menken works. In striking contrast, the voices and lyrics in
all of the songs are, obviously, ridiculous and offensive. The voices
come with the territory; a few accents here and there are tonally
enjoyable, including Satan's contribution, but the characters of Stan
Marsh and Eric Cartman are simply not meant to be heard singing. Period.
That's why they're funny, though, and the layers upon layers of vocal
performances (necessary considering that just a couple of people
actually performed all of them) are extremely well balanced. By the time
you hear "La Resistance," with many of the character voices forming a
truly full cast performance, the recording is extremely impressive. It's
a shame that the orchestral recordings, along with any of Shaiman's
actual underscore, can't be heard alone on album.
For those who aren't fans of the show, the
South
Park soundtrack is difficult to recommend. From the standpoint of a veteran
collector of musicals, though, the recording could remain a fascination.
Like any musical, this one has its highlights. The first eleven songs
are original pieces that advance the story of the film, with a standard
reprise of the opening song at the end to appropriately close out the
happy ending with a crescendo of voices, bold brass, and banging chimes.
That opening song is "Mountain Town," a delightful introductory piece
that is, for all intents and purposes, a parody of "Belle" from
Beauty and the Beast. Among the more popular numbers because of
its profanity is "Uncle Fucka," and its reach to the Golden Age of
Broadway hoedown style is unmistakably mismatched the the flurries of
"fucks" in the song. The Oscar-nominated "Blame Canada" is an outrageous
mutilation of the Canadian national anthem and takes every opportunity
to roast everything that comes from what they refer to as "not even a
real country anyway." The 70's pop style of "What Would Brian Boitano
Do?" is inspired from the upbeat half of
Evita. The longing "Up
There" takes the lyrics of "Part of Your World" from
The Little
Mermaid and applies them to Satan and a pseudo-gospel tone. The
medley of "La Resistance" balances "God Help the Outcasts" from
The
Hunchback of Notre Dame with the Broadway production of
Les
Misérables before launching into overlapping fragments of "Blame
Canada," "Uncle Fucka," and "Up There" (and some counterpoint from Satan
mirroring the climax of
The Phantom of the Opera). The Saddam Hussein
song "I Can Change" is modeled after "Arabian Nights" from
Aladdin, and advances the homosexual innuendo of the scene. The
remainder of the songs isn't as strong, but none is completely off
course with the overall program. Like the show itself, the album can be
funny while listening to it (and it's certainly engaging... nobody can
argue with that), but it could leave a bitter aftertaste. Countering the
positive influence of Shaiman's musical talent are a number of
detriments working against this album. First among these are the eight
"interpretational songs" at the end of the album, of which only one
appears over the end credits of the film.
The more problematic aspect of
South Park is the
fact that the trashy humor of the lyrics is so excessively juvenile that
the overall product eventually gets tiring. Part of this exhaustion of
patience also comes from the fact that Parker and Shaiman never let up
with the explosive pacing of their music. But, in the end, the sharp
edge of the lyrics can only sustain themselves for a short while and, as
expected, the voices are
fucking irritating! It's one thing to
hear Stan and Cartman's high pitched tones during the show, but nobody
should be submitted to the torture of hearing them attempt to sing for
as long as this. Protests against
South Park and its music were
generally more concentrated on the blasphemous, racist, sexist, and
bigoted aspects of the lyrics. They target just about everybody, and
it's by no coincidence that this album vilifies certain racial groups.
Satan, with his gospel ensemble, is clearly black. Arabs are stereotyped
as a bunch of brutes. Canadian listeners will hear their anthem
crucified. Religious advocates will hear Jesus at the butt end of every
other joke (literally). And that doesn't even address what Anne Murray,
Brian Boitano, and Celine Dion think of it. While valid to a point,
though, these arguments do miss the purpose of the production. Overall,
the
South Park musical numbers definitely earned Shaiman some
respect. While many listeners will only be familiar with his fluffy,
sappy music for the likes of
Patch Adams and
The American
President, those who had the privilege to hear his improvised
on-stage song performance about the state of film scoring in 2008 at an
ASCAP event (before melodramatically collapsing to the floor) will know
better. If only some of his score had been placed on this album instead
of the wretched and inexcusable cover versions of the songs at the end,
it would have been a product that could be recommended to people who
can't tolerate the show. Still, although the film has just too much
trashy music for some to enjoy, it's a splendid culmination of efforts
from the
South Park team. If only they could have worked in the
lyrics: "Oh my God! They killed that Disney song! Those bastards!"
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