> If being a jerk was an Olympic event, you would win the gold! GET A LIFE!!

YOU are telling ME to get a life?

Listen, young man, your obsession with the Pigeon Lady borders on the sexually perverse. You need to stop rubbing your penis when you watch Home Alone 2 and seek a psychological evaluation as soon as possible.

Your mental derangement is so severe that I laughed out loud at your original post at this forum. I do not normally laugh at people who suffer from retardation, but you are a basket case of comedic proportions.