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Comments about the soundtrack for The Shape of Water (Alexandre Desplat)

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Re: Affordable sex robot with Desplat music for Elisa!
• Posted by: Kelsey
• Date: Sunday, February 4, 2018, at 10:02 a.m.
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• In Response to: Affordable sex robot with Desplat music for El... (Maryann)

> Too bad Elisa lived in the 1960s. Today she would not need a mer-man creep
> to solve her anorgasmia and other sexual dysfunctions. They make great sex
> robots in Taiwan and Japan now, only $30,000 for fully functioning man
> with erect penis whenever she wants love and servicing. The robot can even
> learn sign language and play Alexandre Desplat music out of its hidden
> breastplate speakers! He could whistle the main theme, like the real
> Desplat. You can ask the manufacturer to make the head look like Desplat
> too, including the big sexy nose! No flooding the bathroom needed... your
> Desplat robot can give you orgasms in the car, the elevator, or even the
> grocery store!

> The only dream better than hearing this beautiful Desplat music from your
> robot companion is to have that stereo's large, firm penis lodged all the
> way up to your uterus at the same time! Oh, Elisa, you only needed to be
> born fifty years later!!

This is sick and disgusting. Why are there so many perverts at this web site? I would be ashamed if Mr. Desplat viewed this offense.

Comments in this Thread:     Expand >>
  • Affordable sex robot with Desplat music for Elisa!  (3948 views)
       Maryann - Sunday, February 4, 2018, at 9:37 a.m.
    •      Re: Affordable sex robot with Desplat music for Elisa!  (1847 views)    We're Here
         Kelsey - Sunday, February 4, 2018, at 10:02 a.m.

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