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Extraction 2: (Henry Jackman/Alex Belcher) One
extraction wasn't enough. Two aren't either. Director Sam Hargrave and
actor Chris Hemsworth are inclined to provide Netflix with an entire
series of extractions, especially with the two of them producing this
schlock as well. Sadly, these extractions don't involve toenail
extractions or sex toy extractions but instead show largely redundant
extractions of human subjects from God-forsaken places where Western
white saviors like Hemsworth can kick godless second and third world
ass. Extra credit given for a smidge of
Thor humor along the way.
In the 2020 movie,
Extraction, his mercenary character kills
ample brown people in Bangladesh. Amazingly, Americans who don't read
books decided to watch that film in droves during the pandemic
lockdowns. In the therefore mandatory 2023 sequel, creatively titled
Extraction 2, the protagonist, Tyler Rake, is going for lighter
shades of killing in Georgia and Europe. Different skin colors, same
senseless violence. Rake is still trying to reconcile how awful his
Extraction experience had been when a random guy shows up at his
hideaway and gives him another assignment. This time, he has to rescue a
family related to his ex-wife, but they're in a prison with a crime
syndicate boss. That bad guy's brother chases Rake down over the rest of
the movie, leading to frothy death counts. Just when you think your own
family (and especially the in-laws) is dysfunction,
Extraction 2
reminds you that other families are actually fucked up far worse. The
entire purpose of these movies is to show stylized action, sometimes
with long, continuous, single-shot camera angles that stimulate semen
production in the core demographic. Viewers want to see angry men
thrashed in glorious fashion. What they don't want to hear is any hint
of elegance in the music for such violence. The score for
Extraction by Henry Jackman and Alex Belcher was appropriately
mindless drivel with no intellectual merit whatsoever, and there was no
reason to change that equation for the sequel. Jackman, the far more
established composer, continues to share top-line credit with Belcher,
and the results are frightfully predictable.
Music like this must represent one of the easiest
paydays for a composer of Jackman's stature. He and Belcher can recycle
most of the first score, emphasize a few distinctly heinous sound
effects or instrumental manipulation to a greater degree, and then go
out and have a beer. This is the lowest common denominator, folks, and
it's the quality of music that films like this deserve. Certainly, the
composers must have accomplished something new in
Extraction 2,
right? Well, maybe they set the record for the most notes on key ever in
a single score. (Expect cue after cue rooted entirely with endless notes
on key.) Or perhaps some runner-up position awaits for the nastiest
processed strings. Other than that... bupkis. That soundscape remains
largely same, but with brass seemingly replaced by synthetics. The mix
seems more confined this time around as a result of that shift, which is
disastrous given the absurdly dry and grating tone of the prior work.
Strings continue to do their poor, vintage John Powell routines while
percussion is hapless and electronics anonymous. The processed string
effects are mangled as a suspense technique, yielding countless
unpleasantries. There are more slamming and tapping sheet metal effects
in this entry, as in "Forest Chase." Terrible staccato string motions in
"Zurab vs. Chopper" are joined by dissonant groans that could represent
the textbook definition of amateur action styles. If all of that isn't
enough to titillate you, you also receive an encore of the worst of
Captain Phillips's pulsating rhythms resurrected in the
ironically named "All Aboard." And if you seek scoring techniques so
awful that you find them moderately amusing, then enjoy the humorously
wretched gym noises in "Prison Escape," the sounds of manipulated weight
stack clanging, racquetball clacking, and even a distant lunking grunt
to brighten your day. Still not satisfied? Then treat your lover to the
deep, synthetic fart noises in the middle of "Garage Escape." Or maybe
skip to the garbage can lid-slamming contest in "Tower Escape," which
leads to tolling chime effect for the finality of this score's failure.
As appealing as some of that may sound in this review, don't be fooled;
the actual product is lifeless. On the other hand, though, Jackman and
Belcher do reprise the two themes from the prior score. Unfortunately,
given their bleak demeanor, few will care.
The personal theme for Rake, which doubles as something
of a tepid family motif, does receive some appreciable development by
the end of
Extraction 2. Appreciable in this case means
marginally noticeable for those not actually listening for the theme.
The idea's strumming guitar rhythm on key returns in "Starting Over,"
after which the theme struggles to enunciate on its native piano later
in the cue. It's quietly aspirational on violins in "A Second Chance,"
briefly back to the solo piano at 1:16 into "Sandro Makes Contact," and
slight on violins again in "Yaz," where it still manages somehow to
drone on key. The final two cues provide overdue heart to Rake's theme,
albeit with the muted enthusiasm of the people who stand around watching
others play golf professionally. The theme begins "It's Over" on
otherworldly keyboarding and grows its chords to a greater degree of
warmth on tonal strings. It very slowly sustains this mood on piano in
"Brave Like Dad," eventually supplying a soft and somber end to the
score. The actual main theme to the
Extraction movies is elusive,
but most will identify it by a dominant descending phrase. It figures
tentatively on high strings at the beginning of "Starting Over" before
reprising its full form from previous score's "Finale," meandering
through the whole cue. (For those attracted to that work's standout
"Finale" cue due to its rip-off of Hans Zimmer's
Inception,
expect no such obvious fanboy indulgence here.) Very slight fragments of
the main theme persist in the latter half of "The Brothers," vaguely
guide "Born Into War," and become disillusioned early in "The Morgue."
The idea snarls through the processed string action in "Rooftop Ruckus"
and is inconsistent late in "Rake Unleashes." Expect little more out of
this non-descript franchise identity. If you've been sitting around for
the last three years hoping for a magnificent new theme for
Extraction 2, then enjoy yourself a cold shower instead. The
composers do provide a motif that starts on the same note as the main
theme but takes a few staggering turns on its way to irrelevance.
Processed strings provide the best rendition of this triumphantly
ambivalent theme at the outset of "Avenge Him." By that point in the
score, any fleeting dream of achieving intellectual stimulation from the
music for
Extraction 2 will have been long dashed. Bless Jackman
and Belcher for earning money by producing this muck. The hour-long
album presentation isn't the most obnoxious film music experience you'll
ever have, but it could damn well be the most pointless.
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