: (Hans Zimmer/Lorne Balfe/Various) The
airing of the 2013 television miniseries "The Bible" wasn't the
billion-viewer success that its filmmakers had hoped, but it did
generate enough interest to merit a follow-up series preceded by the
2014 theatrical film
. The same crew assembled to tell
the story of Jesus Christ through the recollection of the disciple John,
though the supposed Lord and Savior makes a superhero-styled cameo at
the end to announce that he'll return again someday. (Donald J. Trump?)
The plotline contains no spoilers, alas, and is a fairly
non-controversial interpretation of the life of Christ without any of
the commotion caused by the previous series' casting of a Barack Obama
lookalike as Satan. That said, the dude playing Jesus is still white,
which is pure fantasy perpetuated by all white dudes. Christian
audiences carried the film to success in the theatres, not biblical
levels per se, but enough to spawn more of these kinds of religious
fantasy dramas in the future. Critics and secular audiences blasted the
movie as a tedious bore with questionable production qualities. Among
the highly unpopular aspects of the film with those viewers was the
score credited to Hans Zimmer but more likely the work of Lorne Balfe.
Zimmer took the brunt of the response from critics who scathed his
contribution's excessive masculinity and overbearing attitude. Some of
these critics' quotes about the score are epic in and of themselves.
Truth be told, and truth is always a difficult topic for this genre of
movie, the score for
actually isn't really an original
one anyway. Zimmer, Balfe and a horde of Remote Control Productions
ghostwriters had slaved away producing this exact same bombast for "The
Bible," and what you hear in
is simply the same
material rearranged and repackaged for a renewed purpose. Like before,
vocalist Lisa Gerrard of
fame did not actually write
any of this music despite being credited in the franchise as having done
so.
The same exact problems that plagued the music for "The
Bible" continue in
Son of God, but who cares about that as long
as money is to be made off of pious fools and Zimmer collectors who
can't tell when an orchestra is fake? When it comes to Christian
history, Zimmer's team didn't even make a sincere attempt to address
these biblical events with any of the intellectual authenticity or sense
of timelessness brought to the table by Alfred Newman, Miklós
Rózsa, Elmer Bernstein, Jeff Danna, or John Debney for the topic
in the past. This music could have been written about any general
fantasy or drama topic, maybe even one on a foreign planet. As written
in the review of "The Bible," Zimmer's crew "takes themes and
instrumental and vocal treatments from
Gladiator,
The Prince
of Egypt,
The Da Vinci Code,
Crimson Tide, and Klaus
Badelt's
The Promise (strangely enough) and pieces them together
into a 'greatest hits' collection of standard Zimmer sounds. Gerrard's
vocal tones are pure
Gladiator, the ostinato crescendos are pure
The Da Vinci Code, the marginal instrumental exoticism is pure
The Prince of Egypt, and the male chorus is pure
Crimson
Tide." Along the way, you also get references to
The
Peacemaker and Brian Tyler's
Children of Dune. All of the
franchise's themes are horrifically derivative, and they are rendered by
the best synthetic imitations of an orchestra and voices that Zimmer
could buy for his studio. Cranking up the reverb is a reliable technique
to hide the lack of nuance in the performances, and there's certainly
more than enough echoing here to make cathedral dwellers happy. Zimmer's
team simply doesn't understand that this period in history isn't a video
game or military exercise worthy of anthems and overblown tonal majesty.
By bloating the environment with the volume and posture of their
synthesizers, along with the token usage of voice and specialty
instruments of the region, like a duduk, to lend credence to the affair,
they're simply playing to the worst stereotypes of Christianity. There
is no subtlety or elegance to this music... only power and then more
power.
In terms of the music in
Son of God
specifically, expect very little course correction and, in fact, very
little new music at all. Most of this score is simply repeated from "The
Bible" wholesale, though the arrangements and sound quality are improved
in some tracks, either due to a tweaked mix or the selection of an
alternate rendition. One telltale sign of the methodology here is that
the ghostwriters are all credited as arrangers in this case, and you can
easily get the impression that existing music or related alternate edits
were simply dropped into sections of the film where they would fit. If
you were annoyed by the insensitive and inauthentic tone of the album
for "The Bible," you'll be even more bothered by the product for
Son
of God. Let's try to forget the two heinously inappropriate remixes
at the end of the product that throw contemporary coolness where none is
merited or expected. (The lyrics of these two songs are so awful that
they're actually pretty funny.) Of the roughly 50 minutes of remaining
score material, only 14 minutes of it is unique to this album; the rest
come from exact or similar renditions in "The Bible" with the track
titles mostly remaining the same. It's likely that these "new" passages
are simply unreleased cues from the prior series. The anthem theme is
reprised identically in "In the Beginning" with no change to the mix.
The faith theme is reprised very similarly in "Faith" and nearly
identical in "Rise Up in Faith." The nativity theme still sounds stolen
from Tyler's
Children of Dune and Badelt's
The Promise,
and it's reprised in "Roma's Lament" but with Gerrard's voice far more
prominent in the mix. The prior score's "The Nativity" is reprised in
"Promised King" here as well. The "Hope" theme from the prior score
returns as "Peace Be With You." Finally, the "Peacemaker" theme, for
lack of a better description for the wailing Gerrard vocals in this
piece, are reprised wholesale in "I Am." Unique to this score is the
material from
The Price of Egypt that returns in "Truth" while
cello performances struggle against muted atmospheres in "The Upper
Room." The anthem theme is explored a bit further in lesser shades in
"Fisher of Men," and the nativity theme is provided with even more
The Prince of Egypt instrumentation during "Through His
Eyes."
Gone from this score is all the more interesting ethnic
and emotionally diverse material that rounded out the previous one,
including the percussive locality of the prior score's "Journey," the
atmospherics of "Zedekiah's Sons" and "Daniel Prays," and the suspense
and action of "The Road to Jerusalem," "Pentecost," and "King David."
Also missing is the quiet beauty of "Pray For Us" and "Free Us, Save
Us." For those Zimmer enthusiasts whose testicular production goes into
overdrive for his power anthems, the rousing, militaristic reprise of
the anthem in "Creation Choral" from "The Bible" is also gone, leaving
this score with the faith theme as its sendoff rather than more
"CheValiers de Sangreal" glory with
Crimson Tide erections from
the choir. Those cues in "The Bible" actually gave that score some
semblance of a typical narrative that addressed all the emotional
corners of the topic. Conversely,
Son of God, with all of those
darker modes excised, plays like a concept album that has nothing to do
with any narrative on screen at all. It's glorified concert music for
Zimmer to play on stage, and how it applies to this historical moment is
irrelevant. Of course, none of this griping is the main reason why
listeners should shun
Son of God on album. The illustrious makers
of the product decided to lace most of the album with quotes from the
main characters in the film, and this dialogue is placed over Zimmer
music that is not always available without such mindless drivel on the
product for "The Bible." The volume and mix of the dialogue don't even
match that of the music, the (impassionately) spoken lines thrust too
far in the forefront and afforded none of the reverb of the underlying
music, causing it to absolutely dominate the soundscape at random
intervals as any ambitious proselytizing attempt will strive for. Not
only will secular listeners of Zimmer's music be pissed off, but even
devout Christians not bothered by such nonsensical blathering who simply
want to enjoy the music will be left without recourse. Ultimately, the
soundtrack for
Son of God is a waste of time, a money grab of
re-used material from "The Bible" which, like most exclusive religions
that cause mass death around the world, has fatal intellectual flaws.
The album for this film is a souvenir for the gullible audiences that
actually appreciated the propaganda on screen. For the rest of you
well-reasoned thinkers out there, pay it no mind whatsoever.
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Bias Check: |
For Hans Zimmer reviews at Filmtracks, the average editorial rating is 2.83
(in 123 reviews) and the average viewer rating is 2.95
(in 298,424 votes). The maximum rating is 5 stars.
For Lorne Balfe reviews at Filmtracks, the average editorial rating is 2.83
(in 30 reviews) and the average viewer rating is 2.86
(in 23,387 votes). The maximum rating is 5 stars.
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