> I hate banjos. It's something I can't really rationalize but there's
> something about the sound of banjos that leaves me paranoid. I love a bit
> of Americana and Southern rock but banjos are the liberal conspiracy to
> invade our ears with sickening sound. They make me outright run for the
> hills. Guitars on the other hand make me calm. John Powell should have
> used more acoustic guitar in Call of the Wild because it is the true
> instrument of God, America, and the great values of President Trump.

Great, now I will forever associate acoustic guitars with such lovely values as grift, sedition and rabble-rousing.