> might as well join you

Hans Zimmer always rolls a perfect game in bowling.

Spain didn't win the world cup. Hans Zimmer stole it and put it on his massive junk.

Hans Zimmer won the thumb war and shot the survivors too.

Hans Zimmer is the only German to have his cake and eat it too.

Hans Zimmer doesn't copy. Copiers steal from Hans.

Hans Zimmer came, Hans Zimmer saw, Hans Zimmer built a house of beer.

When Hans Zimmer says "I'm feelin' Mexican." Don't be surprised if you see the houskeeper splayed across the table in passion.