> I don't. I'm betting you needed to blast a Zimmer score during the act in
> question in order to psych yourself up enough to get it done. And then it
> would still have taken so much time that your professor seriously
> contemplated throwing you out the door and failing you not just for the
> subject, but the elective you signed up for as well!

Wow, so you have to resort to borrowing insults from internet trolls? Utterly pathetic. You know, for a moment, I was almost impressed with your litany of insults. Now I realize you're as hopeless in that department as every other aspect of life.

> Not quite. All I'm gonna say is that a certain other person around here
> isn't exactly the first to have certain blackmail materials against me in
> their possession. I really didn't think things through back in my younger
> days as I do now.

> Well, considering I was talking about a SMARTphone. Keep up!

Keep up? I'm slowing down just to even the playing field! If I went full blast, you'd have to stop and just hope to grab hold as I'm lapping you! Hell, if we apply the laws of relativity, you'd be aging twice as fast as me because I'd be blazing ahead.

> I did! It went out the window five seconds after he did!

I was going to comment on how cruel you must be, but then I realized there was no way you could possibly manage such a feat.

> You saw me get cranky at Ethan for misspelling my surname. He has an
> excuse. You're just incompetent.

Incompetence? How about your incompetence? You can't even tell the difference between an insult and a typo! Good thing we don't have you in any diplomatic offices.

> Some of those are actually quite good! They do demonstrate a sociopathic
> psychosis though. I'm making an appointment for you with Dr. Hannibal
> Lecter. You two will be great together.

Oh no, I've already been treated. Might I recommend to you Nurse Ratched? She'd surely out-torment your doctor.